From Mid-October through End of July

October 20, 2013 - 7:45 PM
ON FLEXIBILITY
"When you're young, you're move moveable."


October 22, 2013 - 8:10 PM
NON-OFFENSIVE?

"I'm used to offending people. I do it all the time."


October 29, 2013 - 12:50 PM
HARD-KNOCK LIFE
"Life as a baby can be disappointing. I know that 'cause I was a baby...and had all these hardships."

Well, we'll plan to help pay for your therapy down the road, buddy. :)

December 1, 2013 - 12:38 PM
THE REAL DEAL
Caleb: "I'm Irish?"
Mom: "Where do you think you got that red hair?"
Caleb: "My artificial Mom probably had red hair."


December 6, 2013 - 6:29 PM
CONSERVING...ENERGY? (***warning bodily "noises" referenced***)
Caleb on why he said, "Mom, I have something for you." and then passed gas in my direction:

"Since Dad wasn't around, I had to use it for something. I don't want my [gas*] to go to waste."

*not his word of choice :(


December 29, 2013 - 2:01 PM
SIZING US UP
"I've got a way to go to be belly twins with Dad, and you've [Mom] got a way to go to be belly twins with me!"


December 30, 2013 - 3:35 PM
I DO NOT THINK THAT WORD MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
Caleb: "I need help finding something."
Mom: "In a minute."
Caleb: "I don't think you know what a minute is."


March 13, 2014 - 7:05
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
On our way out to a house Dad and Papa had "flipped" and sold, in Monroe, WA:

"I think the people that are living here are making a bad choice. This is waaay too far away from the city."

This from the boy who is dying for us to buy some property in the country.

???


June 1, 2014 - 7:45 PM
LOOKING AHEAD
"The future decides for itself."


June 2, 2014 - 7:25 AM
RELATIVES
"We're the yawn brothers."

As he and Daddy yawned simultaneously.


June 2, 2014 - 7:35 PM
HUH?
I'm sorry, I don't remember the context on this one, I think it might have helped. Nevertheless,...

"Not including the ears 'cause that'd be pretty obvious. It's pretty hard to find your own head."


June 3, 2014 - 7:06 PM
A NEW KIND OF METEOROLOGY
Mom (presumably, asking Dad): "Did it get up to 73 today?"

Caleb: "I don't think so. My hands are moist. It if was warm, my hands would be drier."

June 20, 2014 - 2:50 PM
CART GADGETRY
At Costco, while pushing the cart: "I'm the speed thermometer."


July 28, 2014 - 9:15 PM
COMMANDER IN CHIEF
"If I were Obama, I would send out my soldiers to protect my allies. But Obama doesn't do that because he doesn't want to lose his precious [spoken in a syrupy, sweet tone] soldiers. But he has thousands of them."


July 29, 2014 - 9:43 PM
NEW LIFE GOAL
Mom: "...men want to be needed."
Caleb: "Why do I want to be needed? I want to be despicable."

The Cat Is Out of the Bag

Caleb: "Cows have FOUR stomachs. That's why they are chewing ALL the time."
Mom: "Who told you this?"
Joseph: "Did Beothan tell you about this?"
Caleb (nonchalantly, almost as if he didn't care to acknowledge it): "Beothan's Mom."

He then went on to describe the process of how it moves from one stomach to another...well, you know.

During a lull, I piped in, "I can't wait to tell Beothan's Mom. I'm sure she will be tickled to know you LEARNED something from HER!"

Without missing a beat he looks right at me and say, "DON'T TELL!"


HA! I looked right back at him and said, "I am making no agreement with that. You cannot bind me to that."

So, without further ado, Beothan's Mom: CALEB LEARNED SOMETHING FROM YOU!!! :)