This Conversation Just Happened in Our Kitchen

Caleb: "I wish I had a comb...for special editions.."
Elizabeth: "Occasions?"
Caleb:"Yeah, occasions...so girls would like me."

Joseph: "What?!?"
Caleb: "Yeah, so they're not: 'ooh, ooh, you're so stupid.'"
Joseph: "Does that happen?"
Caleb: "No, but I don't want it to."

Are you six or sixteen, Boy? Oh. Dear.